Famous Quotes - Tags - Insults

  • A doll in the doll-maker’s house
    Looks at the cradle and bawls:
    “That is an insult to... More
  • A milksop, one that never in his life
    Felt so much cold as over shoes in snow. More
  • A very superficial, ignorant, unweighing fellow. More
  • Actor: Electrician, a little more this way with that spotlight. What are you trying to do, ruin... More
  • An honest fellow enough, and one that loves quails, but he has not so much brain as ear-wax. More
  • An insult angers me. Being ignored crushes me. More
  • Baby, they were plenty smart when they made you beautiful. More
  • Before me you are a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great becoming and you recognize nothing.... More
  • Bring us the mirror, you ignorant thing, and be sure not to sully the image by the transmission... More
  • Come on, clown, sing us a chorus of Pagliacci. More
  • Conductor: What do you know about music?
    Eddie: Nothing I only wrote it, that’s... More
  • Conrade. Away! You are an ass, you are an ass.
    Dogberry. Dost thou not suspect my place? Dost... More
  • Conrade. Here, man, I am at thy elbow.
    Borachio. Mass, and my elbow itched; I thought there... More
  • Crritic! More
  • Crude men who feel themselves insulted tend to assess the degree of insult as high as possible,... More
  • Daily life is governed by an economic system in which the production and consumption of insults... More
  • Darling, the only ghoul in the house is you. More
  • Do thou amend thy face, and I’ll amend my life. More
  • Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you? More
  • Don’t look now but there’s one man too many in this room and I think it’s you! More
  • Enjoy the insult as you deliver it, before you learn its cost. More
  • Flattery and insults raise the same question: “What do you want?” More
  • Fools show their anger at once, but the prudent ignore an insult. More
  • Frankly, it’s good enough to lock up in a drawer. More
  • Get some onions, they will make your eyes water. More
  • Go! And never darken my towels again! More
  • Haggerty: Girls! Girls! Girls! Be careful of my hats.
    Chorus Girl: Well, we gotta get down on... More
  • Hang thyself in thine own heir-apparent garters! More
  • He is deformèd, crooked, old, and sere,
    Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless every... More
  • Hear you this Triton of the minnows? Mark you
    His absolute “shall”? More
  • Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but... More
  • Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! On account of you I almost heard the opera! More
  • Hey, cut the crap! The Pope, the Holy Father himself, has this very day blessed Michael Corleone.... More
  • His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork. More
  • How low am I, thou painted maypole? Speak! More
  • How much would it cost you to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery? More
  • How now, which of your hips has the most profound sciatica? More
  • I don’t know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything. More
  • I have seen many a bear led by a man: but I never before saw a man led by a bear. More
  • I hope all your teeth have cavities, and don’t forget abscess makes the heart grow fonder. More
  • I never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire. More
  • I saw her hand, she has a leathern hand,
    A freestone-colored hand. I verily did... More
  • I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech and that reminds me of a story that’s so... More
  • I will keep where there is wit stirring, and leave the faction of fools. More
  • If a man, notoriously and designedly, insults and affronts you, knock him down; but if he only... More
  • In case you’ve never done it, this is known as washing your hands. More
  • It’s no good talking to a man with an apology for a brain. More
  • I’d horsewhip you if I had a horse. More
  • I’d just as soon kiss a wookie. More
  • I’ll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork. More
  • I’ll meet you tonight under the moon. Oh, I can see you now—you and the moon. You wear a... More
  • I’ll see you at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ‘til you get there. After that... More
  • I’m going to take you down and show you our cemetery. I’ve got a waiting list of fifty people... More
  • I’ve got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it! More
  • Looks like some carnival lost a good act. More
  • Louder please? If I spoke any louder I woud need a telephone! More
  • Married! I can see you right now in the kitchen bending over a hot stove ... but I can’t see... More
  • Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. That may be a wise crack,... More
  • Most smiling, smooth, detested parasites,
    Courteous destroyers, affable wolves, meek... More
  • No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand... More
  • Now I was eight and very small,
    And he was no whit bigger,
    And so I smiled, but he poked... More
  • Now, I hold it is not decent for a scientific gent
    To say another is an ass—at least, to... More
  • Now, out of my way, you masters of a thousand fleas. Allah be with you, but I doubt it. More
  • O for breath to utter what is like thee! you tailor’s yard,
    you sheath, you bowcase, you... More
  • O that a lady, of one man refused,
    Should of another therefore be abused! More
  • O that he were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, remember that I am an ass; though it... More
  • Okay, we’re bad.
    Go away, faithful wife.
    Your name may be untarnished,
    but at least... More
  • Old Nestor—whose wit was mouldy ere your grandsires had nails on their toes. More
  • Old, cold, withered, and of intolerable entrails. More
  • One can be well-bred and write bad poetry More
  • One more crack from you, bimbo, and you’ll be holding a lily. More
  • Only my friends call me wop. More
  • Ride like fury. If you run out of gas, get ethyl. If Ethyl runs out, get Mabel! More
  • Say, the next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you? More
  • Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. More
  • That bottled spider, that foul bunch-backed toad. More
  • That trunk of humors, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that
    swollen parcel of dropsies,... More
  • That’s why I’m sitting here with you, because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat,... More
  • The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon! More
  • The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can’t ignore it, top it; if... More
  • The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord! More
  • The stroke of the whip maketh marks in the flesh: but the stroke of the tongue breaketh the... More
  • The wound that’s made by fire will heal,
    But the wound that’s made by tongue will never... More
  • These mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms. More
  • This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horse-back-
    breaker, this huge hill of flesh. More
  • This scene was supposed to be in a saloon, but the censor cut it out. It’ll play just as well. More
  • Thou call’st me dog before thou hadst a cause,
    But since I am a dog, beware my fangs. More
  • Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson,
    obscene, greasy tallow-catch. More
  • Thou flea, thou nit, thou winter-cricket thou. More
  • Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows. More
  • Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter! More
  • Ugarte: You despise me, don’t you?
    Rick: Well, if I gave you any thought I probably would. More
  • Well, it’s early yet! More
  • When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That’s the price she has to pay. More
  • Whoever belittles another lacks sense, but an intelligent person remains silent. More
  • Why a duck? Why-a no chicken? More
  • Why don’t you go home to your wife? I’ll tell you what. I’ll go home to your wife and... More
  • Why strew’st thou sugar on that bottled spider
    Whose deadly web ensnareth thee about? More
  • You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. More
  • You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things! More

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