Famous Quotes

Famous Quotes - Tags - Entertainer

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100,000... More
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn’t get serious... More
Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if... More
Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show. More
Mickey Mouse ... [is] always there—he’s part of my life. That really is something not... More
The English like eccentrics. They just don’t like them living next door. More
There’s a time when you have to explain to your children why they’re born, and it’s a... More
There’s only one free person in this society, and he is white and male. More
When the reviews are bad I tell my staff that they can join me as I cry all the way to the bank. More
Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct... More