Famous Quotes by George Bernard Shaw

  • Paradoxes are the only truths. More
  • Of the three official objects of our prison system: vengeance, deterrence, and reformation of the... More
  • No severity of punishment deters when detection is uncertain, as it always must be. More
  • You cannot have power for good without having power for evil too. Even mother’s milk nourishes... More
  • I am a sort of collector of religions; and the curious thing is that I find I can believe them all. More
  • Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. More
  • Man gives every reason for his conduct save one, every excuse for his crimes save one, every plea... More
  • I sing, not arms and the hero, but the philosophic man: he who seeks in contemplation to discover... More
  • Religion is a great force: the only real motive force in the world; but what you fellows don’t... More
  • The early Christian rules of life were not made to last, because the early Christians did not... More
  • Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious. More
  • If parents would only realize how they bore their children! More
  • As I write, there is a craze for what is called psychoanalysis, or the cure of diseases by... More
  • During the Suffragette revolt of 1913 I ... [urged] that what was needed was not the vote, but a... More
  • What is the historical function of Parliament in this country? It is to prevent the Government... More
  • All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies. More
  • If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. More
  • I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty... More
  • The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes. He may want his neighbour to be... More
  • I have to live for others and not for myself: that’s middle-class morality. More
  • The national anthem belongs to the eighteenth century. In it you find us ordering God about to do... More
  • You are all fundamentalists with a top dressing of science. That is why you are the stupidest of... More
  • The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them;... More
  • There is something in you that I respect, and that makes me desire to have you for my enemy. More
  • I am a Millionaire. That is my religion. More
  • You are all alike, you respectable people. You can’t tell me the bursting strain of a ten-inch... More
  • He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. More
  • The worst of crimes. All the other crimes are virtues beside it: all the other dishonors are... More
  • There are two things necessary to Salvation.... Money and gunpowder. More
  • The great danger of conversion in all ages has been that when the religion of the high mind is... More
  • The fact that a believer is happier than a sceptic is no more to the point than the fact that a... More
  • Why not give Christianity a trial? More
  • Christianity as a specific doctrine was slain with Jesus, suddenly and utterly. He was hardly... More
  • I must remind you that our credulity is not to be measured by the truth of the things we believe.... More
  • If it could be proved today that not one of the miracles of Jesus actually occurred, that proof... More
  • All great truths begin as blasphemies. More
  • Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house... More
  • A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. More
  • Unless comedy touches me as well as amuses me, it leaves me with a sense of having wasted my... More
  • The more reasonable a student was in mathematics, the more unreasonable she was in the affairs of... More
  • When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. More
  • All industries are brought under the control of such people [film producers] by Capitalism. If... More
  • The war shook down the Tsardom, an unspeakable abomination, and made an end of the new German... More
  • A pornographic novelist is one who exploits the sexual instinct as a prostitute does. A... More
  • We all have—to put it as nicely as I can—our lower centres and our higher centres. Our lower... More
  • All the sweetness of religion is conveyed to children by the hands of storytellers and... More
  • Blasphemy and sedition (meaning the truth about Church and State). More
  • Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful. More
  • I can’t talk religion to a man with bodily hunger in his eyes. More
  • Don’t order any black things. Rejoice in his memory; and be radiant: leave grief to the... More
  • Dying is a troublesome business: there is pain to be suffered, and it wrings one’s heart; but... More
  • It will do you no good if I get over this. A doctor’s reputation is made by the number of... More
  • Whenever I see the word Operation, especially Trifling Operation, I at once write off the patient... More
  • Dogmatic toleration is nonsense: I would no more tolerate the teaching of Calvinism to children... More
  • Schools and schoolmasters, as we have them today, are not popular as places of education and... More
  • The heretic is always better dead. And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic. More
  • I’m not a teacher: only a fellow-traveller of whom you asked the way. I pointed ahead—ahead... More
  • With the single exception of Homer, there is no eminent writer, not even Sir Walter Scott, whom I... More
  • My rank is the highest known in Switzerland: I am a free citizen. More
  • No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official. There is only one thing that... More
  • I talk democracy to these men and women. I tell them that they have the vote, and that theirs is... More
  • The surest way to ruin a man who doesn’t know how to handle money is to give him some. More
  • Nothing makes a man so selfish as work. More
  • Give a man health and a course to steer; and he’ll never stop to trouble about whether he’s... More
  • We mustn’t be stiff and stand-off, you know. We must be thoroughly democratic, and patronize... More
  • What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering. More
  • First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. More
  • Cleopatra: Was I right to avenge myself?... Caesar: If one man in all the world can be found, now... More
  • Theodotus: Caesar: once in ten generations of men, the world gains an immortal book. Caesar: If... More
  • Taxes are the chief business of a conqueror of the world. More
  • He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature. More
  • This comes of James teaching me to think for myself, and never to hold back out of fear of what... More
  • When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be... More
  • Old men are dangerous: it doesn’t matter to them what is going to happen to the world. More
  • I feel nothing but the accursed happiness I have dreaded all my life long: the happiness that... More
  • A man’s interest in the world is only the overflow from his interest in himself. When you are a... More
  • It’s a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter’s husband. The... More
  • A book is like a child: it is easier to bring it into the world than to control it when it is... More
  • The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who... More
  • The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.... More
  • Life on board a pleasure steamer violates every moral and physical condition of healthy life... More
  • Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good... More
  • If you value a man’s regard, strive with him. As to liking, you like your newspaper—and... More
  • To me the sole hope of human salvation lies in teaching Man to regard himself as an experiment in... More
  • Life at its noblest leaves mere happiness far behind; and indeed cannnot endure it.... Happiness... More
  • Man may have his opinion as to the relative importance of feeding his body and nourishing his... More
  • We are compelled by the theory of God’s already achieved perfection to make Him a devil as well... More
  • You said that my manner in that book was not serious enough—that I made people laugh in my most... More
  • The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine. More
  • Worst of all, there is no sign of any relaxation of antisemitism. Logically it has nothing to do... More
  • The test of a man’s or woman’s breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. Anybody can behave... More
  • A veteran journalist ... has never had time to think twice before he writes. More
  • It is not true that men can be divided into absolutely honest persons and absolutely dishonest... More
  • What is Virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married? More
  • Well, dearie, men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability. But you... More
  • Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people... More
  • The buried truth germinates and breaks through to the light. More
  • There is nothing on earth more exquisite than a bonny book, with well-placed columns of rich... More
  • Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. More
  • Not until he acquires European manners does the American anarchist become the gentleman who... More

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